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Eagles, Birdies and Pigs

For years U.S. women golfers have complained of their second-class status on the links. But at least they don't have to play on the course in Macon, France, that's being trumpeted as a tribute to the female form. The holes are laid out like Playboy centerfolds, with women's bodies in submissive sexual positions.

Apart from one phallus-shaped hole, the course is an oversized relief of women's buttocks, breasts and thighs. Pin placements often suggest nipples; the centers of many fairways conjure up belly buttons. The owner of the course, socialite Patrick de la Chesnais, plans to host the first Male Chauvinists Golf Classic.

What's next? The Skins Game?

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