They may have won the last two NBA championships, but the Houston Rockets will not finish on top of the fashion world this season. Yo, guys, what's with the new unis? The Rockets' pitiful pinstripes put them in a league with the most hideously clad teams in sports history.
1995-96 HOUSTON ROCKETS.
Wear this on the playground and you're dead meat.
1979 PITTSBURGH PIRATES.
Now, which side of the Civil War were these guys on?
1982-83 CLEVELAND CAVALIERS.
There isn't even a crayon this color.
1981-82 VANCOUVER CANUCKS.
Anything this ugly should get a game misconduct.
1981-82 PHILADELPHIA FLYERS.
Looks like what our gym teachers used to wear.
1980 CHICAGO WHITE SOX.
If disco wasn't already dead, this killed
1934 PITTSBURGH PIRATES ( NFL).
The Shawshank Redemption All-Stars.