Grande has been the Reds' TV broadcaster for four years.
Marge sees Sabo. "Hi, honey."
"Hi, Mrs. Schott."
"Tell Schottzie you're going to win for her tonight."
Sabo looks around uncomfortably, then mutters at the ground, "Uh, we're going to win for you tonight...Schottzie."
In a recent game against the Philadelphia Phillies, there was a hot smash to Reds first baseman Hal Morris, who shouldn't have meant anything to Schott except that he has played on her team since 1990 and was leading the club in hitting at the time. Morris hobbled the ball. "Oh, you stupid guy!" Schott screamed.
Morris recovered and flipped the ball to the pitcher, who covered first.
"Who was that, honey?"
"Who was who?"