In A Pig's Eye

a. typical male war-game behavior
b. an example of the evils of testosterone
c. blowin' 'im up real good!

7) You think a woman must have a working knowledge of...

a. Washington gender politics
b. the latest home and family caregiving theories
c. picture-in-picture

8) Left in a locker room full of naked Miami Dolphins, you would...

a. steal a glance at Dan Marino
b. steal a glance at the tight ends
c. steal a chin strap

9) Your reaction to the fight last year at Fat Freddie's bar in San Diego, where an Oakland Raiders fan bit off most of the right ear of a Chargers fan, was...

a. complete and utter disgust
b. men will be men
c. Docs Fat Freddie's have a ladies' night?

10) Your idea of imaginative lovemaking involves...

a. role-playing
b. the center snap
c. Stickum

Well, if they take football, we always have one last bastion—one place where men can still gather to laugh, cry and share in all it means lo be a male in America. Hooters.