Billy Packer hooks you the Buckler Challenge in your jet-lagged team lo two games after return Go back six spaces (and fall six spots in AP poll).
At Maui Invitational tyrannical academic adviser felled by bad poi. Advance one Space.
Semester Break: Roll die and divide by two. This is your team grade point average. If 1.5 or over, take another turn. If not, lose a turn.
You win first three conference games, all on the road. SI arrives to do cover story: Enjoy publicity bonanza, move up two spaces. Then cover jinx hits: Move back three.
You toss chair at practice. (Alas, she is chair of the English department.) Go back to Start.
Mock turtleneck rash hospitalizes coaching staff, forcing team manager to take over. He beats Dale Brown and LSU by 20. Move up two spaces.
NCAA discover your assistant bought recruit a Happy Meal: Move back one spaces. NCAA fails to discover you bought him a Range Rover: Move ahead five.
Blue chip recruit you sent 2,000 letters to signs with state U, his mailman's alma mater. Move back three.
Rodmaniac power forward's nose-piercing infection turns his schnozz gangrenous, matching his hair but setting you back two spaces.
Shirtless fans, breathless coeds and cheerleader pyramids: You win conference tournament. Jump ahead two places on road to March Madness and roll again.