Shirtless fans, breathless coeds and cheerleader pyramids: You're busted on a morals charge. Lose your wife, your courtesy Lexus and your next turn. make the NIT bypass.)
Armani wants to dress you. Starlets want to undress you. Life is good. Stay here and enjoy the scenery until your next turn.
Phone call congratulates you on selection to NIT. Police negotiator talks you of the ledge. You are out of the game. Slide into basketball hell.
Kmart wants to dress you. Jud Heathcote wants to hairdress you. Life is weird. Go back one space.
You complete mediocre season but copyright residual-rich phrase "on the bubble." Lose one turn.
Bad news: You open against No. 1 seed in West. Good news: It': UCLA. Advance two spaces round of 32.
Bad news: Your run-and-gun team faces Ivy League champion. Good news: You have Get-out-of-Yale-free card. Advance four spaces to Sweet 16.
Your team hits two technicals and a buzzer-beater after other team calls a timeout it didn't have. You tell press afterward, "Give some credit to the players, too." Advance four spaces.
No one show up for your postgame press conference you make mental note to wash "lucky shirt" worn in eight straight games. Lose Degree deodorant deal and one turn.
Victory! You earn $50,000 bonus for reaching Final Four (plus $5,000 if any of your players graduate). Advance One space.