EUROPEAN TOUR STRUGGLING
Aging marquee players, easy courses, few new stars. Over here we call it the Senior tour.
INSTANT UPGRADE ON THE NIKE TOUR
Win three times this year and you're automatically on the regular Tour, but there's a catch: Someone other than your wife has to witness it.
CELEBRITY PRO-AMS FEATURE STARS LIKE JACK LEMMON, JAMES COBURN AND ROGER MOORE.
They must be on loan from the Hollywood Wax Museum.
RYDER CUP SOLD OUT
All the hype of the Super Bowl, and with only two Euros ranked in the Sony top 20, just as exciting.
GRAHAM MARSH'S TIP: HOLDING A BALL IN YOUR ARMPIT CAN HELP YOUR TIMING
Graham is also available for parties and bar mitzvahs.
SOFTSPIKES A HIT ON SENIOR TOUR
The geezers love 'em. That walk from the cart to the ball can be murder.