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MATCHUP
Edited by Jack McCallum and Richard O'Brien
March 24, 1997
With Oscar night looming, it's time for another casting call (SCORECARD, July 8, 1996). With a minor makeover, these jocks—and one coach—could crash any party in Hollywood.
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March 24, 1997

Matchup

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With Oscar night looming, it's time for another casting call (SCORECARD, July 8, 1996). With a minor makeover, these jocks—and one coach—could crash any party in Hollywood.

Bill Parcells? Hell, no, I'm Brian Dennehy.
Mary Slaney? I, Sheryl Crow, wanna have fun.
Robert Horry? Yo, I'm clown as Will Smith.
Dan Marino? Babes call me David Hasselhoff.
Mary Pierce? Try Carolyn Bessette. Or Mrs. JFK Jr.

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