Roseanne: "Well, too bad you were on the wrong side of the O.J. trial."
Bald man: "I was?"
Roseanne: "Aren't you Robert Shapiro?"
Bald man: "No, I'm Dick Vitale."
Then there is this:
ESPN's Chris Meyer: "So, do you actually change your baby's diapers?"
Madonna (drily): "No. I never see the kid. I'm always out singing and dancing."
15 MINUTES TO THE FIGHT
There is a feeling of dread among the fans at ringside: Shaq hasn't sat down yet. When he does, the fans fear, somebody's $1,500 view ($12,000 if bought from a scalper) is going to be mostly of the back of Shaq's gigantic head and white golf cap.