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Scorecard July 21, 1997
Edited by Hank Hersch and Kostya Kennedy
July 21, 1997
Baseball Ponders Realignment...Tyson Will Be Back...Safer Spring Football...Suspicious Stockholm Fires...An Agent's Nightmare Night...Boxing's Strangest Bouts
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Some Surreal Showdowns
Last week IBF super-heavyweight champion Eric (Butterbean) Esch said he wants to box Dennis Rodman in a $1 million extravaganza. The Worm is holding out for $25 million, but if the bout happens, it won't be the first (or last) strange pairing in the squared circle. Here's a look at the oddest of the odd couples.
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THE CARD
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THE FIGHT
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THE FALLOUT
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Muhammad Ali, heavyweight champ, vs. Antonio Inoki, Japan's heavyweight wrestling champ; at Budokan Arena, Tokyo; June 26, 1976.
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In 15-round snoozer Ali, 34, throws just two punches as Inoki spends most of bout on his back, playing footsie with The Greatest. Fans throw beer and fruit. Ali yells, "Inoki no fight! Inoki girl!" and suffers huge welts on his legs. Dud ruled a draw.
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Ali swears off gimmick fights, then changes mind three years later and whips NFL defensive lineman Lyle Alzado in eight rounds. Inoki goes on to win seat in Japan's parliament.
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Chuck Wepner, ranked heavyweight, vs. Andre The Giant, 7'5", 430-pound pro wrestler; at Shea Stadium, Flushing, N.Y.; June 25, 1976.
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In preamble to Ali-lnoki bout, which was shown on TV at Shea, Wepner throws hammering jab to head. Giant laughs; massacre begins. Andre flattens Wepner with head butt, then picks him up and tosses him from ring. Wepner never climbs back in.
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Wepner, woozy from head butt, says, "I could beat him." Match forgotten by everyone but Sly Stallone, who, in Rocky III, fights Hulk Hogan in an identically choreographed event.
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Archie Moore, 46-year-old light heavyweight champ, vs. George Plimpton, 32-year-old writer; at Stillman's Gym, New York; 1959.
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In first of three rounds, Moore slips, gets mad and bloodies Plimpton's nose. For rest of fight Plimpton throws series of feeble jabs he later describes in his book Shadow Box. The champ is too nice to beat up a civilian--even a journalist.
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Ever enterprising, Plimpton goes on to play quarterback for Detroit Lions and goalie for Boston Bruins. Moore loses to Cassius Clay as heavyweight in 1962.
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Two Ton Tony Galento, heavyweight/beer drinker, vs. Peter The Great, kangaroo; at Hamid's Million Dollar Pier, Atlantic City, N.J.; July 23, 1939.
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Living up to claim "I'll fight anyone--and anything," Galento, who once knocked down Joe Louis, fires hard left to marsupial's midsection. Peter counters with right, then falls and kicks Galento in groin. Kangaroo takes three-round decision.
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"Put boxing gloves on the bum's hind legs," says Galento, "and I'll fight him again." No rematch, but Two Ton later boxes a bear and wrestles an octopus to draws. Peter retires undefeated.
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All Shook Up
On his flight home to Milwaukee last week after the All-Star Game in Cleveland, acting baseball commissioner Bud Selig mulled over numerous proposals for realignment of the major leagues. Some plans would require one or two teams to switch leagues to accommodate the 1998 expansion franchises: the Arizona Diamondbacks, who have been slotted for the National League West and are adamant about remaining there, and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, who are to play in the American League West and desperately want to be moved. Other schemes, which are gaining favor, call for the creation of four new divisions along geographic lines that would mean the abolition of the 121-year-old National League and the 96-year-old American League. "Baseball has the greatest tradition of any sport," Selig said last week. "We should be appreciative of it but not be a prisoner of it."
While the expansion teams have brought the realignment issue to the fore, talk of radical change began during the 1994 strike. A marketing study prepared for the owners at the time determined that realignment based on geography and an unbalanced schedule weighted toward intradivisional play would enhance rivalries, reduce travel and ultimately grow the sport. The 27% greater attendance at interleague games than at intraleague games this season has reinforced that notion, while also blurring the distinctions between leagues.
There is no question that, with attendance lagging far behind prestrike figures, baseball is desperate. But radical realignment is at best a cosmetic fix. Rivalries aren't necessarily going to flourish because of proximity; conversely, distance didn't prevent those between the New York Mets and the St. Louis Cardinals in the '80s, or between the Seattle Mariners and the New York Yankees in the '90s. By destroying its two-league tradition, baseball would risk losing what many fans hold most dear—the records, the history, the World Series as we know it. Those who treasure such traditions are precisely the people most likely to pass on their passion for the game to the next generation of fans.
While any realignment plan can be vetoed by a single owner who is forced to switch leagues, there is a groundswell of support for wholesale reorganization. One of the most vocal proponents is the Diamondbacks' Jerry Colangelo, who is trying to use his refusal to budge from the National League West as leverage. "When we ask for a show of hands about which league people in Arizona want, about 80 to 85 percent favor the National," Colangelo says. Of course, under the plan he supports, there would no longer be a National League.
And Mays Reminds Us of Bonds
Tiger Woods may be a 21-year-old with one victory in a major to his credit, but even the greatest golfer in history can get a little loopy in the face of Tigermania. When asked how he felt about being compared with Woods, Jack Nicklaus, winner of 18 majors, said, "It's certainly a compliment."
Above the Law
Last week Washington Redskins running back Terry Allen was charged with driving under the influence and attempting to elude police in Monroe, Ga., after going 133 mph in a 55-mph zone. Police say Allen was finally caught when he lost control of his Ferrari, struck a sign, then slid off the road and into a tree. (He was not seriously injured.) Though Allen's case is the most egregious we've come across, he's only the latest athlete caught for obliterating a speed limit. Among the top speeders this year:
•Sedate Threatt, Houston Rockets guard. While allegedly driving his Mercedes 109 mph in a 35-mph zone last June 26, in Paradise Valley, Ariz., he bottomed out in a dip in the road, hit a tree and was thrown through the sunroof. Threatt, who suffered no significant injuries, was charged with DUI—his blood-alcohol content of .236 was more than twice the legal limit—and five other traffic violations.
•Tim Hardaway, Miami Heat guard. On June 20, he was caught driving his Ferrari 110 in a 40 zone. No alcohol was involved. Hardaway received a citation for speeding.


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