?GRAND SLAM: Forget about it. A different player has won each of the last 12 majors.
? JUSTIN LEONARD: The secret to his success? It's not ball striking. (He's 142nd in total driving and 124th in greens in regulation.) No, it's his work on the greens: He ranks 17th in putting.
?BIG THREE: Tiger Woods, Ernie Els and Justin Leonard? Maybe, but in one poll 76% of the respondents think Leonard is a one-hit wonder.
?JERRY HEARD: An ad for the Senior tour players' newsletter says, "After years of intense research and experimentation, I have finally developed a golf swing that I believe...produces the longest and most accurate driver, wood and iron hits. We have named this swing the Heard Super Swing." Heard opened with an 85 at the Franklin Quest Championship.
? JOHNNY MILLER: "If I can get my [short] game where it should be, I should be quite successful. It's not like I can't beat Hale Irwin if I'm on."
? JESPER PARNEVIK: On when he knew Darren Clarke wouldn't be a factor in the final round of the British Open: "When he shanked on number 2."