Last week Fox Sports president David Hill said that besides televising next year's Super Bowl, his network might air a 24-hour pregame show. No joke. The Game is already in need of liposuction. If you survive NBC's 2� hour pregame show, MTV provides the halftime coup de gr�ce with Celebrity Deathmatch Deathbowl '98, featuring Claymation tussles between, for example, Kathie Lee Gifford and Howard Stern. In the promos for this Super superfluity, wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin barks, "Bring your own can o' whupass!" How about a reform movement? How about placing Super Bowl I and II hero Bart Starr on a bare stage and having him reflect on the thrill of Super Bowl Sunday? No whupass required.