Driving Mr. Casey
February 23, 1998
Assuming the PGA Tour's appeal doesn't park Casey Martin's plans to use a cart in tournaments, he may want to concentrate on his tee shots and leave the driving to one of these well-known wheelpersons.
Assuming the PGA Tour's appeal doesn't park Casey Martin's plans to use a cart in tournaments, he may want to concentrate on his tee shots and leave the driving to one of these well-known wheelpersons.
Hoke Colburn
Drove Miss Daisy, a far more grating person than genteel Casey.
?CHAUFFEURLY BENEFIT: Could impart sage advice about putting surfaces, while quiet dignity would counterbalance Bill Murray's antics at pro-ams.
Travis Bickle
Piloted a hack through mean streets of the Big Apple.
?CHAUFFEURLY BENEFIT: Would control any gallery that gets too vocal during Martin's putting—"You talkin' to him?"—and should be big help in Shark Shootout.
Annie Porter
Successfully and Speed-ily navigated booby-trapped L.A. city bus through danger.
?CHAUFFEURLY BENEFIT: Could fly cart over hazards; unlikely to be rattled if Martin bombs in a tournament.
Otto
Headphoned metal fan's laid-back bus jockeying gets even Bart Simpson to school on time.
?CHAUFFEURLY BENEFIT: Good companion for Tiger's airhead, Deadhead caddie Fluff.
