Squire Vision: Gene Sarazen's review of the Golf Channel: "They've got a lot of fellows teaching you how to play, and you don't want to watch that."
Foreign Legions: Nearly a third of the players invited to April's Masters are non-Americans.
Love Bugged: Davis Love III, after making travel and hotel arrangements to play in the Nissan Open but forgetting to sign up for the tournament: "I'm just a dumb—."
Tough Start: Two-time U.S. Amateur champion Kelli Kuehne, now an LPGA tour rookie, has a stroke average of 77.17 and official earnings of $0. Kuehne has yet to make a cut as a pro.
Friday's Vijay Day: Singh has made 49 consecutive cuts, the sixth-best such streak ever.
Why Ti? "No credible clubmaker will tell you that titanium makes the ball go farther," says Britt Lindsay, technical director at Golfsmith.
Ely's New Suit: "If Spalding wants to promote a new product, it should do so using its own name and reputation, not ours," says Ely Callaway, who sued Spalding over its newly announced "Callaway specific" ball.
Bullish on Tiger: In the 10 days after word got out that Electronic Arts had made a Tiger Woods video game, EA's stock jumped 10%.
Casey's Road Rally? Casey Martin has endorsement contracts with Nike, Spalding, Karsten and Hartford Insurance but no video game yet.