White flips over to Seinfeld. God is getting a Snapple.
And the stuff you said last week when you were invited to speak to the Wisconsin State Assembly! I almost choked on a fig! You said whites enslaved blacks instead of American Indians because the Indium "knew the territory and knew how to sneak up on people." Is that how they ended up penned in on reservations? Where'd you go to school, Reg, Fresno State?
Then you said Asians are inventive and "can turn a television into a watch." Sure, Reg. Every Asian I make comes out of the womb and starts taking apart the incubator. You do wear your helmet when you go out there, right?
White flips over to Telemundo. God is making an omelette.
You said Hispanic people are great at putting "20, 30 people in one home." Like Hispanics are all just dying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. What I don't get, Reg, is how somebody always barking about racism can be so racist himself.
"I was only...."
What was the Assembly thinking, asking you to speak anyway? Just because I make a guy big enough to body-slam a string quartet doesn't make him Winston Churchill.
Petrified, White flips the TV off, but God's face still fills the screen.
Then you said all these races "form a complete image of God." Reggie, do you have any idea how sick I get of people telling me what I look like, what I think and what I want? You can't even understand junior high history, let alone me.
White runs for his Suburban and peels out, but God is on the hip-hop station.