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A Modest Proposal
Walter Bingham
April 06, 1998
It's 2009, and the Lords of Augusta are pondering subtle changes to the Masters
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April 06, 1998

A Modest Proposal

It's 2009, and the Lords of Augusta are pondering subtle changes to the Masters

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The plan seems airtight and needs only a majority vote of the membership for passage. I am personally for it and urge every one of you to vote not with your heart but with your pocketbook.

Oh, yes, there is one last piece of financial business. Sensing he is missing out on the increasing luster of our tournament, Mr. Bill Gates has asked if Microsoft can buy into our traditional victory ceremony on Sunday evening. He promises there will be no mention of his company at any time, nor will he tamper with the Nike logo on the sleeve of the champion's green jacket. Seems just fine to me, although I must say he did mention one disquieting thing. His favorite color is purple.

Sincerely

R.W.R

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