So you're interested in becoming a TV golf analyst, are you? Tough job, you know. Lots of travel, places like Palm Springs, Hawaii and Miami. Long hours, too, sometimes as many as three a day. Well, O.K., if you're sure that's what you want to do, slip into this sport jacket with the network logo and we'll give you a little test.
Describe a tee shot that travels 275 yards and finishes on the left side of the fairway.
Very good. What if it had gone only 260 yards to the right side of the fairway?
Excellent. Anything in the fairway is perfect. Suppose the ball had landed in the rough?
"Well, at least it's sitting up and he'll have a good angle to come in from."
So true. And where would he be if his drive had wound up in those pines?
Of course. But look, his approach has gone over the green.