So I was walking home from that new Robert Redford movie when I heard somebody in the alley go, "Hey, buddy."
It was pitch-black.
Who's in there? I said, loudly.
"Real Quiet," said a voice.
Who's in there? I whispered.
"No, you moron! Real Quiet, the horse! And lemme tell you, pal, I ain't staying real quiet anymore."
What, you're changing your name?
"No, you mule! I can't stay real quiet anymore because I'm so hacked off!"
Come out into the light where I can see you.
"No chance. I'm breaking training. Lemme ask you something: What do they want me to do?"