Not even the NBA lockout could prevent a battle royal between Chicago Bulls Michael Jordan (above, left) and Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Deathmatch ( MTV, Thursday, 10 p.m.). After Jordan swings a baseball bat at Rodman's head (and strikes out), the Worm, bedecked in a pink thong, turns and tosses him out of the ring. Can Air rebound against the world's greatest rebounder? What do you think? If MTV wanted a match that had real enmity, it would have pitted commissioner David Stern against union boss Billy Hunter.