20 College players spend days in Psychology 101. NBA players spend days in court-ordered counseling.
21 In College one postseason loss and you're done. In the pros one postseason loss and you have only three left.
22 The Pros have nothing quite as cool as Kansas's "Rock Chalk, Jayhawk" chant.
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28 At Princeton four players without the ball move in a pattern of symphonic precision designed to flummox opposing defenses. In Philadelphia four players without the ball stand around demanding "the rock."
29 In College Sweet 16 is cause for celebration—you're in the regional semifinals! In the pros Sweet 16 is cause for celebration-it's the age of consent in New Jersey!
30 In College corrupt programs are put on probation. In the NBA entire teams can't be put on probation, though the Portland Trail Blazers have come close.
31 College players give 110%. NBA refs expense 110%.
32 Selection Sunday, and all the speculation over how and where teams will be seeded, beats watching the NBA standings by a mile.
33 Utah Utes coach Rick Majerus: palaverous quip speaker. New York Knicks coach Jeff Van Gundy: cadaverous crypt keeper.