By the way, for the Super Bowl, the Final Four and Game 7 of any championship series, manufacturers must prepare two sets of those hideous lids for distribution immediately after the title game. Usually the losing team's hats are destroyed, but in the past they were occasionally given to the homeless.
Homeless Guy No. 1: "Hey, cool Bills-World Champions hat."
Homeless Guy No. 2: "Thanks. I like your Knicks Rule hat, too."
We don't get hathead. We are hatheads. I just counted. I have 78. I am taking them all with me when I am buried.
It's my wife's idea.