"No, Ray, I just—"
"Tellin' you, buuuuoy, the man was in the house! Oh, yeeeeah! Ain't nothin' but my baby mama! Booooo-ya! That's what I'm talkin' about! And he just says, 'This is how we do it!' School's in, baby, ring the bell, 'cause the man, Dick Weber, just went on to win the Shreveport Senior Bowling Classic! Rich?" Zap.
"�El f�tbol fue fant�stico! � Colombia jug� valientemente! � Paraguay jug� como un campe�n!"
"�S�, pero mira quien est� aqu�!"
"�Es Calista Flockhart!"
"Hail, I still can't quite figger what happened at the end of the dadgum race. We was comin' hot into three, and either Kyle taps me or I tap Kyle, but I know one thing, I just gotta thank my FRAM air filter, Monroe shock absorber, Valvoline, Goodyear, Colombian coffee crew for the work they did on this Exxon-fueled, AC-plugged—"
"Boomer, this has got to be one of the greatest games we've ever had here on ABC's Monday Night Football] Fourth quarter, 13 lead changes, 49ers ahead 45-44, a minute and half to go, two quarterbacks taken out on stretchers, a 70-yard field goal, four kickoff returns for touchdowns, the tornado! Amazing!"