"We'll get back to the hot NHL playoff action on Fox in a minute, but first, do you see who I see in the stands?"
"You bet I do, Doc! Why, it's Calista Flockhart, star of the monster-hit Fox comedy Ally McBeal!"
"Wow! You know she's gotta be a huuuuuge hockey fan to come clear up here to Buffalo to catch Game 2 of the Sabres' second-round playoff series!"
"What are the odds that our cameraman would find her just as I was going to promo the madcap season finale of the monster-hit Fox comedy Ally McBeal, which is coming up right after this game?"
"Now let's go to Ahmad Rashad, who's got Michael Jordan for us. Ahmad?"
"Thanks, Bob. I've got Michael here on the 12th tee at Pine Valley. Some round so far."
"Definitely, Ahmad. Got the tempo going. Hitting the right clubs. Is my bag too heavy for you?"
"No problem, I just adjust—"