Why persecute the man? Do we pick on boxers who skip rope, covet each other's jeweled belts and slow dance on pay-per-view?
Injustice No. 3: His own country may soon ban him!
After the operation Toom will be fighting as a woman, only he'll still take on men. But instead of seeing this as the greatest leap forward in the equality of the sexes since Sable, the Thai kickboxing community will rally against him. In Thailand women aren't even allowed in the same ring the men use, as it angers the spirits. Yeah, right. They're not afraid of the spirits. They're afraid of the Maybelline Mauler!
It's enough to wilt a guy's perm. Poor Toom doesn't know what he's going to do. He's not having much luck getting hired as a luk thung (Thai-style country music) singer, although he's got a CD out. Yes, where's your transvestite kickboxer Thai country music section? Japanese filmmakers are also looking at him possibly to star in gangster movies. But is that realistic? I coulda been a contenda, Cholly. I coulda been somebody. Do my thighs look fat?
No, what we need is an American boxing honcho, like, say, Don King or Bob Arum, to bring Nong (Va-Voom) Toom over here to fight. After all, he smells nice in the clinch and can save a promoter some real money.
Not only can Toom fight, but he also makes a wonderful round-card girl.