"There is no just right. Six putts is the norm. Most of our members head straight to the taproom when they reach the green. A little toddy to ward off pneumonia."
"Well, that sounds delicious. Absolutely what we're looking for. Now I'll let you in on a little secret. Our gentlemen friends from over the pond, that is, the USGA, are always saying how they are seeking to identify the best player. Well, we'd like to go one step further, and I think Royal St. Gorge is the place to do it. We want to put on a championship that nobody can win."