Alamo Slam-O, San Antonio
Who'll rule the 21st century NBA? Duncan could try to dunk on the T-Wolves' alpha male in a $21 million game of 21 refereed by governors George W. Bush and Jesse Ventura. Suggested rule: Slams count three points, but elbows to the refs count four.
BRANDI CHASTAIN VS. BRIANA SCURRY
Shootout at the O.K. Corral, Tombstone, Ariz.
The heroines of the Women's World Cup could square off for big bucks and a chance to unveil still more designer underwear. Chastain has to gun 6 of 6 penalty shots past Scurry to collect $10 million from Nike, Maidenform, Hanes, Jockey and Fruit of the Loom. Bra-va-va-voom!