?The Dolphins' Dimitrius Underwood, who was found on a Lansing, Mich., street, bleeding from a neck wound that police say was self-inflicted. He had been jailed the previous night for failing to pay child support for his 17-month-old twins, who live with their mother in Lansing.
?The Duchess of Kent, who may skip Wimbledon because the All England Club said she was letting too many commoners' kids sit in the Royal Box.
? John Daly, from 26 months of sobriety. Drinking and gambling are "in my blood," said Daly after he admitted he went off the wagon last June by pounding a 12-pack of Miller Lite. He rejected treatment for alcohol abuse, losing a $3 million endorsement deal with Callaway Golf. "It's sad," he said, "but I think it's great to be free."
?Indians rookies, including shortstop Jolbert Cabrera, who were made to dress in drag per Tribal tradition.
?1,300 Celtics fans with premium-seat licenses, who got a weeklong cruise to Bermuda—and the chance to play golf with Bobby Orr—to help make up for last season's NBA lockout.
?A reported $1 million offer from CBS to make The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn the official sponsor of the Humanitarian Bowl.