Best Line Anybody Ever Uttered under Pressure
Nineteen thirties and forties radio legend Bill Stern's description of a breakaway college football run by Army: "It's Doc Blanchard all by himself...down to the 30! The 20! The 10!" Suddenly, Stem realized it wasn't Blanchard with the ball. He never missed a beat. "And he laterals off to Glenn Davis, who goes over for the touchdown!"
Best Line Uttered During the Commission of a Felony
Seven-footer Reggie Harding, a former Detroit Piston, frequented a neighborhood liquor store. One day he put on a stocking mask and robbed the place at gunpoint. "What are you doing, Reggie?" the store manager asked. Harding replied, "It ain't me, man!"
Best Line Uttered by Yogi Berra, Which Makes It the Best Line, Period
Asked what time it was, Yogi said, "You mean now?"