G. "I don't get into Augusta for this one, do I?"
H. "The golf course is the only place I can go dressed like a pimp and fit in perfectly. Anywhere else, lime green pants and alligator shoes, I get a cop on my ass."
ANSWERS: A. Fred Couples, 40; B. John Daly; C. LPGA commissioner Ty Votaw; D. Nick Faldo; E. Tiger Woods, after winning Jack Nicklaus's Memorial; F. Corey Pavin on Charles Barkley; G. Gary McCord, after his first Senior tour victory; H. Actor Samuel L. Jackson.
Match the complaint with the complainer.
A. "That's for white people. If sucks as far as I'm concerned."
B. "I hit 14 browns in regulation."
C. "It was like trying to stop a six-iron shot on a pitcher's mound."
D. "I don't think this tournament deserves to be remembered."
E. "I'm so sick of it I could just barf."