Wouldn't it be nice if just one Sunday, John McLaughlin (The McLaughlin Group) traded chairs with Dick Schaap (The Sports Reporters)? "Prediction, Mike LUUU-pi-caa!" McLaughlin might bellow. McLaughlin hinted at a yearning for such a switch last week, praising the choice of a basset hound as a Best of Group at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.... The ESPYs featured sharp self-parody, highlighted by a spoof in which former journeyman ballplayer Kurt Bevacqua was named one of SportsCentury's 50 Greatest Athletes. As Bob Costas said in the segment, "I don't have a single Bevacqua anecdote, but I've been in every one of these things so far, so why break the streak?"