That one rocked the General! He just squeezed the armrest so hard it broke in half! And he's up! He's pacing around the booth! He's rubbing the back of his neck! He's biting his knuckles!
Keep going, right?
Keep going, Tiffany.
Coach Knight, you have often spoken of the need for people to be more disciplined. Were you talking about power forwards or 64-year-old athletic department secretaries?
Uh-oh. Knight has a vase by the neck! Officer Silva is backing into a corner! Tiffany, you O.K.?
No problem. That red sweater you're wearing is a beauty, Coach. Do they make it in your size?
Oooh, he came very close to heaving the plant that time! He takes a huge bite out of the rhododendron instead! He's purple now in the face and hands! And is that... ? It is! We have a facial tic! The right eye is twitching involuntarily!
You know, I just don't care. I don't. From what I've been told, this man has been screaming since he came to Indiana. He's yelled at everybody on our staff! He just has no respect for anyone!
Sorry. O.K., Coach Knight, have you decided yet which team you'll get creamed by in the first round of the NCAAs this year, or would you like to play that by ear?