A low blow there, and Knight is doubled over! No, wait! He's going for the chair! He's going to heave it! But the poodle has him by the pant cuff! Now he's screaming into a vase! That's not a violation, but we're getting close! Now Officer Silva uses his key to leave the booth! Uh-oh, he left the door ajar! Now Tiffany's moving toward it!
Coach, with this "zero tolerance" thing, it looks like your school's president is setting you up for one last giant embarrassment. So, my question is, if firing is inevitable, why not sit back and enjoy it?
That's it! That's it! I've never seen someone lose it quite like this! For god's sake, somebody fire the tranquilizer gun!
Not at Knight, you morons! At Tiffany! She's going to reposition the poor bastard to death!