?Weeds at a Camas, Wash., cemetery, by two-time U.S. figure skating champion and temporary civil servant Tonya Harding, who took up landscaping as part of the sentence she received for a February hubcap assault on her boyfriend.
? O.J. Simpson, by girlfriend Christie Prody, 25, who allegedly struck and kicked the football Hall of Famer during a dispute at Miami's Wyndham Hotel. Juice, who was unhurt, declined to press domestic-violence charges with Miami-Dade police.
?The NHL's Web site, NHL.com, which was disrupted for four days last week by saboteurs who flooded the site with millions of page requests, making access by other users nearly impossible.
?By MLS, a one-game suspension imposed on Jimmy Conrad of the San Jose Quakes, so that his terminally ill stepfather could watch Conrad play in the Quakes' 1-1 draw with the Los Angeles Galaxy at the Rose Bowl.
?Singer Bob Dylan, by sultry cinema star Gina Gershon. She told Interview magazine that after taking up boxing while training for her role in Bound, she sparred against the '60s icon and floored the Tambourine Man after he landed a blow to her kisser.