Zen master could convince something out of nothing I comrades they weren't hungry
Perfect tribe mate: Couldn't throw anyone off island
Can count on pistol-packin' coach to sneak in some much-needed firepower
Marathon record holder ideal for long runs to water hole
Able to start fires with inflammatory language, incendiary personality
Jean Van De Velde
French golfer useful for hacking through jungle; discourses on existentialism are ideal campfire conversation
What's tribal council but another form of negotiation?
Extensive knowledge of tropical ecosystems a huge asset; did Ph.D. thesis on Daniel Defoe...aaah, who are we kidding?