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Steve Rushin
August 28, 2000
When Carnac does sports, you can't get the right question until you ask the right answer
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August 28, 2000

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When Carnac does sports, you can't get the right question until you ask the right answer

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Q: What does the Queen say when knighting a Stooge?

A: Corking his bat

Q: What act of animal cruelty was Dracula guilty of?

A: Drew Barrymore

Q: The Atlanta Hawks should play Jason Terry less and...

A: Fred Funk

Q: After three days without a shower, what will you find on your fred?

A: Jamaican jerk chicken

Q: In three words, describe Ben Johnson.

A: Marion Jones

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