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Steve Rushin
August 28, 2000
When Carnac does sports, you can't get the right question until you ask the right answer
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August 28, 2000

Answer Authority

When Carnac does sports, you can't get the right question until you ask the right answer

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Q: What does Elizabeth Taylor have?

A: Pearl Jam

Q: What's that stuff between Earl Monroe's toes?

A: Butch Huskey

Q: In two words, describe Renee Richards.

A: Flutie Flakes

Q: Why does Mrs. Flutie buy Head & Shoulders?

A: Mo Vaughn

Q: What should you do when your vaughn gets too long?

A: Down and dirty

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