The Crier Report ( Fox News Channel): All the day's highlights of Yankees rightfielder Paul O'Neill.
R*A*S*H ( ESPN Classic): After sleeping with 20,000 women, Wilt Chamberlain consults a urologist.
Everybody Loves Raymont ( CBS): When a Queens family takes in Patriots running back Raymont Harris, boredom gets evicted...and hilarity pays the rent!
Diagnosis: Murdoch ( CBS): Physician-detective Dick Van Dyke solves this mystery: What the hell happened to the Dodgers?
Live with Regis and Eddie Lee (ABC): Regis Philbin finds an unlikely new cohost—former Packers running back Eddie Lee Ivery.
Saved by the Bell (TBS): Still famished after 2 a.m. room service, Blue Jays lefthander David Wells takes a taxi to Taco Bell, where he secures the last chalupa.
Looking for Mr. Goodbar (Bravo): Still peckish after his visit to Taco Bell, Wells searches in vain for a candy machine.