Summary: To the consternation of uptight judges, Tiger wields his clubs to compete in numerous Olympic disciplines—shot put, javelin, fencing and archery.
Critique: You can almost forgive Woods for crossing the SAG picket lines to shoot this hilarious take on his own athletic prowess. Who says this guy isn't having any fun with his stardom?
Grade: Five rings.
4) Spot: Qantas's "Australian Travelogue"
Summary: Picturesque shots of a Qantas 747 soaring over a fog-enshrouded Golden Gate Bridge, with a voice-over by perfect pitchman James Earl Jones.
Critique: So well done, it took us a while to realize this wasn't an ad at all but an NBC segment on the land Down Under that happened to shamelessly promote Qantas, the airline that carried the network's staffers to Sydney and that's spending millions of dollars on Games advertising.
Grade: Zero rings.