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While munching on liver and onions at Manhattan's Smith and Wollensky steak house, his three swimming gold medals sitting on a table between a house salad and plates of shrimp and crabmeat, Ukraine-born U.S. Olympian Lenny Krayzelburg talked about being besieged with dozens of marriage proposals since he was in Sydney. But the slick-haired heartthrob has definite ideas about his dream wife. "A Russian Jewish woman would be ideal," says Krayzelburg....
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Dog Daze

Which is goofier, the canine commentary by actor Fred Willard in the movie Best in Show or Joe Garagiola's actual play-by-play on USA's Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show broadcasts? Compare Willard's movie lines with Garagiola's calls during the 2000 Westminster telecast.

Fred Willard

Joe Garagiola

On odd backgrounds

This may seem like a silly question : You get a French dog, a Chinese dog, a German dog—do they all bark the same?

A mountain dog [from Brooklyn]. That doesn't fit But calm, sensitive and loyal. You're talking about a Dodger fan.

On exuberance

He went after her like she's made out of ham.

Every dog that's walked out there, you want to stick a jumper cable on them.

On team players

If you put 'em on a football team, who's going to be your wide receiver and who's going to be your tight end?

As beautiful as that dog is, you just want him for the team picture. You never want to play him.

On handling with care

I don't think I could get used to being probed and prodded.

Doesn't it hurt when you grab 'em by the tail and lift 'em up?

On why size matters

You'd think they'd want to breed 'em bigger, like grapefruits or watermelons.

I've got a cuff link bigger than that.

On the toy group

They look like every one could be wound up. They are a funny little bunch.

If you didn't know better, you'd think you'd get a Toys "R" Us catalog and get him.

On true romance

Women bathing their dogs in cutoff jeans and T-shirts, with the soap and the water—let your imagination run wild.

I can t help but think on Valen-tme s Day, I love the dog, the dog loves me, he lives with me—perfect.

On good form

Good way to judge a woman-have her run away from you and then run back.

Look at them little legs going! Pump them little leggies, man!

While munching on liver and onions at Manhattan's Smith and Wollensky steak house, his three swimming gold medals sitting on a table between a house salad and plates of shrimp and crabmeat, Ukraine-born U.S. Olympian Lenny Krayzelburg talked about being besieged with dozens of marriage proposals since he was in Sydney. But the slick-haired heartthrob has definite ideas about his dream wife. "A Russian Jewish woman would be ideal," says Krayzelburg....

Seems as if Marion Jones has been on every magazine cover in the country. In fact, she's even making it onto magazines that don't exist. Jones turns up on the cover of Blush, the fictional fashion mag on NBC's Just Shoot Me, in the show's season opener this week....

Turns out Playmate of the Year Heather Kozar isn't the only bunny to have attracted the attention of Bears quarterback Cade McNown. According to the Los Angeles Times, McNown's dalliance with Hugh Hefner's ex-squeeze, Brande Roderick, got him banned from the Playboy Mansion. "We have all kinds of guests at the mansion," said a spokesman, "and sometimes we must cast someone out into the darkness of the night, the transgressions ranging from the trivial to the more serious."...

Michael J. Fox scored two goals for a team of celebs against the Boston Bruins Alumni in the Celebrity Hat Trick hockey game in Worcester, Mass., to benefit the Leary Firefighters Foundation. Worcester native Denis Leary created the charity in honor of six firefighters killed last year in a blaze. Also on the ice: Tim Robbins, Kiefer Sutherland and Cam Neely....

Ike Richman, publicist for Philadelphia's First Union Center, got pop diva Tina Turner to pose for a photograph with him last month. Richman didn't tell Turner his intention—to use the photo on holiday cards offering season's greetings from Ike and Tina Turner.

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