Close-ups of Torre adjusting his hat: 2.
Close-ups of Torre staring at the ground, muttering to coach Don Zimmer, staring at his coffee cup, sipping from a water bottle or—can you stand the tension!—talking on the dugout phone: 26.
Close-ups of others adjusting their hats or helmets: 64.
Close-ups of others adjusting their groins: Slightly more than your average four-hour Limp Bizkit concert.
Close-ups of others spitting, including umpires: 53.
Close-ups of Yankees bench warmer Jose Canseco, who doesn't actually play the game anymore: 7
Close-ups of Yankees second baseman Chuck Knoblauch, who wasn't in the game either, digging in his ear in the manner of a flophouse beagle: 1.
Activity I wished I were doing instead of watching baseball on TV: Milking sick yaks in Tibet.
Total replays: 83.
Replays of batters swinging and missing: 9.