Replays of batters not swinging: 19.
Shots of nobody warming up in the A's bullpen: 1.
Number of exciting shots of this sort that could be shown to feeble-hearted nonagenarians without any risk of endangering them: 1,480,203.
Number of replays you'd have time to show of one play in an NFL game, even if a wide receiver was hit going up for a pass and spit out his pancreas into a nearby tuba: 3.
Minutes to play the first half-inning: 18.
Hours the average game would take if every half-inning took that long: 5�.
Times Yankees first baseman Tino Martinez stepped out of the box and took four or five practice swings: every freaking pitch.
What you'd do if you were playing golf with Martinez and he did that before every shot: Shackle yourself to a golf cart and drive to the bottom of a water hazard.
Time of the average regular-season game in baseball this season: 3:01.
Increase over two seasons ago: nine minutes.