In this season of Thanksgiving our next guest brings a Carnacopia of wisdom: He is that mysterious visitor from the East—seer, sage, soothsayer—Carnac the Magnificent, who will, in his divine and mystical way, ascertain the answer to your sports questions without ever having seen them. Ready, O Great One?
Carnac: I must have absolute silence....
Answer: Bobby soxer
Question: What does Coach Knight do when Grandma gets on his nerves?
A: Cleveland Browns
Q: What happens if you forget to water Grover Cleveland?
A: Sing Sing
Q: What does Ruben Boumtje Boumtje do in the shower?
A: Andy Pettitte
Q: What did Barney Fife say to Sheriff Taylor while showing him his Shih Tzu?