Expos. Drew fewer than 5,000 fans on three straight nights last week; new indoor lacrosse franchise would be serious threat.
Clippers. Pathetic .353 franchise winning percentage; zero playoff series victories since 1976, when they were Buffalo Braves.
Cardinals. One postseason win in last 53 years; largest crowd every season flocks to Sun Devil Stadium to root for Cowboys.
Hurricanes. Tobacco Road fans would rather watch NASCAR: Averaged 69% of capacity, far below league average of 90%, in 82 home games over past two seasons.