Still, we must protect the sanctity of the game! So don't give in, Supreme Court.
When the ruling comes down against Martin, don't go soft, Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. Don't grandfather him in for however long he has until the leg snaps, as so many pros, including Jack Nicklaus, have suggested. And, hey, Tiger Woods, don't speak up for your old Stanford teammate, because you haven't so far. Besides, that leg might miraculously heal itself, and Martin would suddenly jump up and finish within 20 shots of you.
Ladies and gentlemen of golf, this is no time for weakness. After all, we've got a game to think of.