Word For Word

He bested Allen Iverson in the Finals, and now Shaquille O'Neal seems intent on challenging A.I. for most outrageous NBA rapper. Check out these excerpted lyrics from Psycho, off Shaq's forthcoming album.

I got a lot on my back; I got a lot on my mind
You say stick to basketball don't act don't rhyme...
Y'all probably never liked the f—- I did I'm not a role model
I'm a real model raise your own bad kids
Ahh I want y'all to hear me
Ahh respect me and fear me
Ahh I suggest you don't get near me
I'm psycho and I don't think clearly...

Don't be like me please don't follow
I'm out of my mind my f——-' head's hollow
Y'all don't understand I really like my fans
That's why I dig in my f——-' a—and shake their f——-' hands
Wipe my a—and blow my nose with the same tissue
It's official Shaq got issues

Critics when you hear this don't say jack
I'm the s—- I was born out my mother's a—crack
Psychosomatic lyrical addict Sweepin' the attic
On the biggest size Craftmatic
Inhale asbestos and I'm an asthmatic
And f—- the IRS for that high tax bracket...
I had to do this song I couldn't resist
I got a championship ring now because I'm on that Phil Jackson bulls—-...