Coming To A Mountain Near You

Goats (Buffalo)—Fred Merkle, Roberto DeVicenzo, Jackie Smith, Bill Buckner.

Gymnastics ( Houston)—Nadia Comaneci, Olga Korbut, Larysa Latynina, that Ken doll in American Anthem.

Hockey ( Lake Placid, N.Y.)—Gordie Howe, Bobby Orr, Vladislav Tretiak, Wayne Gretzky.

Lacrosse ( Baltimore)—Jim Brown, Casey Powell, the Gait brothers.

Mascots ( Orlando)—Max Patkin, Uga I, San Diego Chicken, Phoenix Gorilla.

Skateboarding (steps in front of the DMV in Redondo Beach, Calif.)—Tony Hawk profile from the left, Tony Hawk from the right, Tony Hawk from straight on, Tony Hawk upside down.

Skiing ( Winter Park, Colo.)—Jean-Claude Killy, Hermann Maier, Alberto Tomba trying to look down Suzy Chaffee's blouse.

Soccer ( Columbus, Ohio)—Mia Hamm and three Brazilians with one name.

Swimming ( Mission Viejo, Calif.)—Buster Crabbe, Mark Spitz, Janet Evans, Duke Kahanamoku.

Tennis ( Compton, Calif.)—Bill Tilden, Rod Laver, Pete Sampras, Steffi Graf.