K in a coach's name often falls mute, As in Knight or in Knox, Krzyzewski or Knute.
L is for two kinds of Louisville Sluggers, Ali and that other one, loathed by tree-huggers.
M's for Martina Navratilova.
M is for Michael, our jumpin' Jehovah.
N is for Nicklaus, for being, quite simply, The first pro golfer who made us goose-pimply.
O is the start of The Star Spangled Banner. Something no team will again use Roseanne for.
P's Papa Halas, who founded Da Bears, And P is for Pel�, with feet like Astaire's.
Q is for Queensberry's rules, and he wrote 'em
After sustaining a punch to the scrotum.
R is for Rodman, whose first name is Dennis;
He plays, by himself, mixed singles in tennis.
S is Suzuki, whose first name is Ichi, Clearly the superman foretold by Nietzsche.
T is for Tyson, with malice abundant. He thinks the phrase baby food is redundant.