Every Answer But Iverson

Please welcome, after one year in exile, our mysterious visitor from the East—seer, sage, soothsayer—Carnac the Magnificent, who will, in his divine and mystical way, ascertain the answers to your sports questions without ever having seen them. Ready, O Great One?
Carnac: I must have absolute silence....

Answer: Daffy Duck.

Question: What did Dizzy Dean tell his brother when they walked under a ladder?

A: Brushback.

Q: What should you do if a Laker Girl brushes against you?

A: The rough, not the fairway.

Q: How does Marty McSorley fight?

A: Sugar baby.

Q: What does Dick Vitale put in his coffee?

A: Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho.