O Captain, My Effing Captain!
New Blazers coach Maurice Cheeks named Rasheed Wallace, who had a total of 79 technical fouls in the last two seasons, a co-captain.
You Are the Weakest Link...
Los Angeles Sparks center Lisa Leslie, when asked on The Weakest Link, "Which Roosevelt was elected president as a Republican?" replied, "JFK."
No, Wait, You Are the Weakest Link...
Hornets guard Baron Davis when asked, on the same program, in what Maryland city the U.S. Naval Academy is located, replied, " Maryland."
NBC basketball analyst Steve (Snapper) Jones was asked, on the same program, "What is 11 times 14?" He replied, almost immediately, "I don't know."