The foreman of the jury that acquitted Mark Chmura of sexually assaulting a 17-year-old girl conceded that the former Packers tight end "put himself in a bad situation by being drunk with kids in a hot tub in his underwear."
And for the Love of God, Stay Out of Our Hot Tub
A practice-squad player for the Packers was turned down for an apartment lease in De Pere, Wis., merely because he's a Packer.
Chivalry Isn't Dead, but Someone Busted a Cap In Its Ass
Former Carolina Panther receiver Rae Carruth, convicted of conspiracy to commit murder in the shooting death of his pregnant girlfriend, said of her, "I didn't even know her last name until we went to Lamaze class."
Affirmed, Not Yaz
An Associated Press headline read TRIPLE CROWN WINNER EUTHANIZED.
"Spice Channel" Was Just Too Cumbersome
Jason Curiel of San Antonio named his newborn son Espn, after his favorite cable network.